More than a quarter.

1. I first read that as “Korean” and thought “weird choice to call someone out for, but I can see it”

2. How can we verify the Karen-ness of his ass outfit without a view of his ass?

Touché. I had read it as the attacks had been perpetrated by the US.

There is generally considered to be little overlap between “throughout the region [around Iran]” and “in the [United] states”

US military contractors right now

Well that clears up where the freedom gas is coming from…

Get ready Denmark! Our president is about drop our entire munitions stockpile on your heads!

Oh, excuse me my assistant has something she wants to tell me.

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• Already?

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• have you checked in the couch cushions.

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• Not that couch

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• Well then…

Congratulations Denmark our gracious President has declared a ceasefire. You will stop all hostilities immediately and we shall spare you your lives. Nobel Prize pleeease. 🤲🏻

This was the one of the many bad aspects about my employers response to COVID. They required a professionally administered test to approve your time off.

“Hey! I feel shitty and tested positive for COVID. I should rest and isolate at home, right?”

“No, you need to go out and feel shitty in the public, so someone else can give you the same exact test.”

So what? 🤷‍♂️ his birthday is over.