Yeah don’t do that with snappers. I used to carry a shovel in my work van specifically to shove snapping turtles off the road or out of my worksites.

The color choices are literally just “this is the color of my suit and tie”. I wish I was making this up.

I was about to say, anyone who examined him beyond Hillbilly Elegy figured out the guy has no beliefs beyond “I deserve power”. He’ll say and do whatever you tell him to if you tell him that it will make him more powerful over people’s lives.

Well of course, first you invent the ansible.

It already is. Trump’s lackeys already went waving paper to Congress to get them to figure out legal wording to bypass the 14th without another Amendment. I expect we’ll see that sometime around November or December.

Neither would Marco Rubio, or Ted Cruz IIRC.