Cunt.
The word is cunt. Cunty Cunty Cunt.
There, now you can rest easy and not have to wonder what the word was.

“hey sorry i missed your text, ive been dead to the world.” Someone used that on me a while ago and i respect them more and more each time i think about it.

Last time i really opened up, i was one upped and then fired a couple months later because opening up made people (my boss who one upped me) uncomfortable.

Back in my day, memes weren’t Ai “enhanced” and Bart didn’t have a vagina for an ear.

Due to popular demand, introducing the Pillow Pit™! No more seats to impede your style. Plunge into the Pillow Pit™ today!

“Home grown tomatoes grow in the dirt. Do you want to eat things grown in dirt?” - Musk probably.

Would.

That or projection and they are cheating themselves… been there

In the most upbeat, jovial tone possible - “Go fuck yourself” :)

The dream.

Don’t mess with these guys unless you have to. theyll bite your fingers/hand clean off (depending how big they are) One of my fave YouTube Channels just put a video out on his pet hybrid snapper. Its a cross between a common and an alligator. Something i found interesting was he talks about handling the turtles and how if you support the bottom plate of the turt it doesn’t snap at you (as much). Guess the way most people handle them like a burger can hurt the turtle.

Your not doing the computer chair shuffle twice a day?

Ive been using that method for years without knowing it had a fancy name. It really does work. My problem seems to be an ADHD fueled bender of a cleaning session that leaves me wiped out after several hours or fervent cleaning. Once i get over that initial hump its all down hill from there. Makes me much less likely to start something cus i know where it ends most of the time.

There was a crow i was so close to befriending at my last job. Thats the only thing i miss about that job. I should bring him a treat, for old time sake. Hes probably still around there…

I applied for a job at K-Mart many years ago. This was at the tail end of their “good” years here. Anyways, the interviewer pulled this shtick on me. I replied with something like “Its a pen. It writes.” They werent thrilled with that and dismissed me right away. Like, bitch this is a K-Mart not a damn Saks Fifth Ave or something.

Got the text this morning. God damn scammers.

Ive been rocking the shaved sides long top look. I usually keep it up in a pony tail or bun. its the best of both worlds, you get the coolness of short hair (mostly) and ability to style if thats your thing.