I was drunk and surfing the internet on my laptop when I got frustrated with windows crashing constantly. An hour later I had installed Linux. Half of that time was backing up my files.

That is the dumbest conspiracy theory I’ve heard in a while. First, a pool of water is a really shitty way to cool a data center. Second, why would they put a data center under the white house? They could put it anywhere, places where there isn’t already infrastructure in place that they have to remove. Third, the amountof money spent on this wouldn’t pay for a very big data center. Fourth, this administration wouldn’t hide a data center they would build it and just tell everyone it’s for tracking immigrants and people would eat it up.