Imagine finding a raspberry as big as you.

I’m not sure if it’s driven more by retail or institutional investors, but either way it’s caused a bunch of people who see “strait’s closed” in the news and immediately dump their stock. Same thing happened with the tariffs; some people put away too much thought into whatever Trump says.

I like how the stock market jumps up or down every time the ceasefire status changes. Like, you guys are still reacting to this? Lol.

Looks like the magic smoke leaked out.

Iran, if you’re reading this, can we uhh, hire your psychologists? Asking on behalf of most Americans.