It has layers of meaning. No need to get rustled homes, I was just making a cheeky joke.

Your current one doesn’t read as a cheeky double entendre to me. More power to you if that’s your style.

Tangential but, dude, how did you not go with the unsername “this guy fawkes” instead. Grab that alt right this instant.

The gender product grift is laughable. And yet people eat it up. I couldn’t believe the first time I saw these at almost 2x markup of regular unscented baby wipes:

Should have tacked an n on the end there for the perfect execution.

All the other signs of the end times were a misdirect and this is how it’s actually gonna end? I’ll admit, this is a nice twist, I think this reality’s writers got their groove back.

Also in that bracket, grew up in Kentucky and can confirm, was neighbors with racists that passed it to their kids.