Bismyth

How dare you come here with your sound logic and reason that makes sense

This is actually great!
Social media sites should do this. There’s never a good reason to be on [Insert Corporate Slop Social Media Website here] at 3AM.

Random but in Afrikaans, oom means uncle. Thought that was mildly humorous.

I am addicted to escalators. My doctor put me on a 12-step program

I crimethink, therefore I crimeam