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3 days agoFuck off, Deutschebags.
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Fuck off, Deutschebags.
That machine feels anomalous somehow. Like it only dispenses drinks that never existed or something.
They knew how to do this in the 80s. Little Shop of Horrors, The Fly, and The Thing for example. All remakes that far surpassed the cheesy originals.
“I survived because the lamp inside me glowed brighter than the lamps around me.”