I am whelmed

What are the specs of the machine that runs it?

It’s what I do!

It’s what I do!

Just mass and geometry will do it. Critical mass for a sphere is about 10kg. This photo contains much more than 10kg tho. It doesn’t need to be a sphere to go critical, it just needs the right geometry of the right mass. It won’t be an atomic explosion like a bomb going off, but it will generate a burst of neutron radiation, gamma, and heat that will blow the geometry apart. The plutonium rods will be fine but anyone nearby will be as far from fine as it is possible to be

“Smallpox scabs, do not smoke”

That’ll keep Dennis away from my sweet, sweet smallpox scabs!

Scotch alcoholics:

The meaning of POV is literally irrelevant now due to overuse, just like the word Literally.

Friends don’t let friends eat friends

I gotta say, I’m pretty fucking far from OK.

I THINK im burned out but I might just be dying slowly of some mysterious illness.

The real gay tension is between Dumbledore and Hagrid

Baby I think we got ourselves a business model! Take that, creator of the universe!

“You shall not make for yourself…”

That means it’s ok to just buy it, or you can make them and sell them. So long as you don’t make one and keep it for yourself.

The Diddler!

Bill should have just pirated WMM

FBI surveillance van

So, what, 6RU these days?

As opposed to waffle house servers

I am never gonna financially recover from this

I saw it in a documentary called Total Recall

As in discovered by an AI?