• Sundray@lemmus.org
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      “And to make sure you’re still here when the police arrive, I’ll just break one of your femurs.”

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      You sure?

      Spiderman leaves you hanging upside down in an alley at 3AM, you dangle there for hours before someone finds you, but you don’t really know because the blood pools in your brain and you stroke out after 90 minutes.