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    3 days ago

    People weren’t using enough stamps.

    It’s fine when the baby is shipped but then it grows and it doesn’t have enough stamps for the weight at delivery.

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      3 days ago

      Reminds me of Futurama. “You’re under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children AS food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock!”

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        1 day ago

        Gasp! My favorite show! You’re my best friend now.

        “Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.”

        “What is it with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food.”