Gets his clipboard and pen ready to write this hilarious story to tell his friends and puts on his best fake nonjudgemental look.
Now, can you tell me why your thoughts immediately went to eating someone’s poo? It’s alright, Apples. This is a safe place. I’m not here to judge you, I only want to understand so that I can help you.
I don’t get this ‘drinking tears’ metaphor. Tears are bad, your ‘enemies’ are bad.
I get that you want to see your enemies cry. But if they pooped their pants from fear, you wouldn’t want to eat it.
Bro jumped from drinking tears to eating shit as if the two were related.
Lay on the couch and make yourself comfortable.
Gets his clipboard and pen ready to write this hilarious story to tell his friends and puts on his best fake nonjudgemental look.
Now, can you tell me why your thoughts immediately went to eating someone’s poo? It’s alright, Apples. This is a safe place. I’m not here to judge you, I only want to understand so that I can help you.
Buzz Killington