Yeah, actually I would build that rocket launch ride and then turn the speed up as high as it would go and watch it launch people to their dooms…

But at least I learned about the importance of sanitation in areas with high population densities!

And I never actually played Sims, but my nintendogs are probably all skin and bones, my tamagotchis are likely dead, and all my animal crossing neighbors have probably moved out of my sad, decaying town.

But I didn’t say that I personally would be saving everyone from the boomers’ neglect!