Why am I laughing at this? Is it because reality has become so ridiculously like a dark graphic novel?
Now we’re going to get grope-shocked by idiots who probably shock themselves before they get their hands on us.
What dystopian sci-fi story did this idea come from?
What kind of looney tunes shit is this
Cruelty is they’re goal.
I hope they get rained on and glitch out dead.
Hope they forget to take em off the first time they go to take a piss.
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I hate when I do that. 🙄
Oh, this won’t be abused.
Quit hitting yourself childhood antics may soon become handy and vital for survival.
Its america, you’ve got a gun. Just shoot them.
And close family of them.
What kind of useless can’t-get-work-anywhere-else fuckwad engineers design this shit? Flock not hiring anymore?
Me when I was 14 and trying to save the world with shit I could buy on alibaba literally decades ago.
Turns out grappling hooks are really hard and the rocket skates only worked with solid fuel, which was slightly problematic from a use case perspective and I have no idea how I’m alive.
Seems there’s a huge market in authoritarian sadists. Capitalists & fascists are creaming themselves on either side of it.
Gonna be a fun time to wear conductive outer layers of clothing. I wonder how good these gloves’ sort circuit protection is…
All we have to do is ground ourselves.
Tragic masturbation accident incoming.
Looking forward to the officers accidentally shocking their nuts when they scratch their balls
