laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI... guess?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down139
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minus-squareOpenStars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62arrow-down1·3 days agoI’d love you better as a doorknob… turns out to be the wrong answer, and I can’t find the undo button 😞
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·3 days agoHave you tried jiggling her a little? Or maybe lift while turning?
minus-squarecantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoI can stick a doorknob in my ass.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoWhat, then everyone can touch you! I’m okay with that, if it’s what you want. Wait, why are you mad? What did I say? How am I in trouble for trying to make you happy? You asked the question, I’m just being supportive…
I’d love you better as a doorknob…
turns out to be the wrong answer, and I can’t find the undo button 😞
Have you tried jiggling her a little? Or maybe lift while turning?
Try some WD-jelly
I can stick a doorknob in my ass.
What, then everyone can touch you! I’m okay with that, if it’s what you want. Wait, why are you mad? What did I say? How am I in trouble for trying to make you happy? You asked the question, I’m just being supportive…