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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·2 months agoI say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 months agoAnd just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoI’ll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave
minus-squarehuppakee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI bet there’ll be more than enough people willing to shit on his grave
minus-squareDrusas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoSpread the parts around the world and toss some into space. You can never be too careful.
minus-squarematlag@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI hope your aim is good. That’s a tiny target!
minus-squareEnekk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoApparently a brick in the mouth is what’s needed to prevent vampires from rising again. Or maybe a blade over the neck. Honestly, let’s compile a complete list and try them all just to be sure.
I say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
And just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
I’ll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave
I bet there’ll be more than enough people willing to shit on his grave
Spread the parts around the world and toss some into space. You can never be too careful.
Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul.
I hope your aim is good. That’s a tiny target!
Apparently a brick in the mouth is what’s needed to prevent vampires from rising again. Or maybe a blade over the neck. Honestly, let’s compile a complete list and try them all just to be sure.