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minus-squaresmaximov@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·4 days agoI wonder if he would mistake hobbits for minors and try to molest them. Or maybe mistake Legolas for Ivanka…
minus-squareRothe@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoHe himself would have been mistaken for an orc first by the party and be murdered before he even tried such a thing.
minus-squareMommy Longarms@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoI mean, calling him an orc is pretty disrespectful to orcs.
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoThat turd would absolutely try to take the ring, but it would shrivel him to nothing immediately, because he’s nothing but an empty sack.
I wonder if he would mistake hobbits for minors and try to molest them.
Or maybe mistake Legolas for Ivanka…
He himself would have been mistaken for an orc first by the party and be murdered before he even tried such a thing.
What do you mean, “mistaken”?
I mean, calling him an orc is pretty disrespectful to orcs.
That turd would absolutely try to take the ring, but it would shrivel him to nothing immediately, because he’s nothing but an empty sack.