• Colors@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Gianni Infantino is carefully explaining to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.

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      10 days ago

      “I thought that you were an infant.”
      “No, err, that is just my name.”
      “…oh. Do you know any infants? How old are they?”
      “No, I, no. Yes I do, but not here. I know my family, in my country. But I know no infants here.”
      “I’ve got a plane. I can travel. How old are they?”
      “I, err, so about that election rigging?”
      “Don’t try to distract me. HOW OLD ARE THE INFANTS?!!”