“end of American interventions” seems less likely than “end of man made global warming”

Stop this nonsense reporting! The straight is open, there is still a casefire and we also already won the war and Iran agreed to give us all their nuclear material and they also agreed to give Trump an trophy for being “The best peace president ever who is also the best ever at wars”. The trophy comes with free McDonalds for life.

I can’t believe I’m actually rooting for Iran.