One time I got there firecrackers from my rural cousins and I took a pack to school with the idea i would set up a slow fuze in the shitter and hopefully scare somebody (I was an idiot kid just to be clear) and so anyway I accidentally lit the paper wrapping instead of the punk (slow burning, flavorless incense stick used to light fireworks) and then the real fuse caught, so I had like 2 seconds to get out of there. That happened just as the bell rang to leave class so the hallway was full of people when the blackcats went poppy pop pop as I walked out of the bathroom and anyway some kid ratted me out for a reward but I talked my way out of it. Looking back I’m glad it failed and I didn’t make somebody deaf or shit their pants and also if you did this today you’d be in jail for sure because school shootings so don’t do it, kids
One time I got there firecrackers from my rural cousins and I took a pack to school with the idea i would set up a slow fuze in the shitter and hopefully scare somebody (I was an idiot kid just to be clear) and so anyway I accidentally lit the paper wrapping instead of the punk (slow burning, flavorless incense stick used to light fireworks) and then the real fuse caught, so I had like 2 seconds to get out of there. That happened just as the bell rang to leave class so the hallway was full of people when the blackcats went poppy pop pop as I walked out of the bathroom and anyway some kid ratted me out for a reward but I talked my way out of it. Looking back I’m glad it failed and I didn’t make somebody deaf or shit their pants and also if you did this today you’d be in jail for sure because school shootings so don’t do it, kids
A dude I know lit off a smoke bomb in the school bathroom “back in the day” and almost got me charged with Arson (I ain’t no goddamn snitch).
Point is that isn’t new, it has been a “bad idea” since the 90s.
Go with the old classic “ketchup packets folded up under the feet on the toilet seat” instead. Less criminal.