No, I’m not normal. I’m problematic. I wouldn’t pass liberal purity tests. So it can’t be me, it’s gotta be one of y’all. People like me and Platner can’t do it, we’re far too flawed. Evil, even. It’s going to have to be one of the morally normal liberals. So which one of you are gonna step up and make the sacrifice?
Did you rape someone? In that case, engage in restitution for your victim(s) like Platner did not do. Turn yourself in to relevent authorities, if that is what your victims(s) want.
Maybe I wouldn’t want you in the Senate, as a rapist, where you would have more power and access to victims, but you could probably work in the background in politics or in your local council after you genuinely acted to make up for your behavior.
If you’re talking about saying bigoted shit on reddit, that is not the level we’re discussing anymore.
People like me and Platner can’t do it, we’re far too flawed. Evil, even. It’s going to have to be one of the morally normal liberals. So which one of you are gonna step up and make the sacrifice?
You’re telling me this isn’t dripping with sarcasm?
No, I’m not normal. I’m problematic. I wouldn’t pass liberal purity tests. So it can’t be me, it’s gotta be one of y’all. People like me and Platner can’t do it, we’re far too flawed. Evil, even. It’s going to have to be one of the morally normal liberals. So which one of you are gonna step up and make the sacrifice?
Could we stop framing literal rape and voluntary mercenary work as “liberal purity tests”?
I said we were evil. Is that not strong enough language?
Did you rape someone? In that case, engage in restitution for your victim(s) like Platner did not do. Turn yourself in to relevent authorities, if that is what your victims(s) want.
Maybe I wouldn’t want you in the Senate, as a rapist, where you would have more power and access to victims, but you could probably work in the background in politics or in your local council after you genuinely acted to make up for your behavior.
If you’re talking about saying bigoted shit on reddit, that is not the level we’re discussing anymore.
Despite common belief, sarcasm can be read from text pretty well in most cases.
I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not…
You’re telling me this isn’t dripping with sarcasm?
Whoosh
Ah damnit you’re right I missed that! I’m not looking out for jokes when I’ve got people defending rape at me hahaha