• PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      “Bro. Think you can get me on the Lolita express? Jeffy won’t answer my texts” - Elon, probably

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    Early this month, U.S. District Judge Randolph Moss, a Barack Obama appointee sitting in Washington, D.C., issued a temporary restraining order in the plaintiff’s favor, reasoning that it was “difficult to fathom how” the government “could have concluded that a reasonable observer would view the flag as a true threat.”

    It’s because their diaper daddy told them to. That’s all there is to it.

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      That judge better watch those window ledges and stairs very carefully over there coming weeks. Even brake lines in their car…

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    President Sleepy Sleaze cruising at high altitude with his favorite thrillionaire buddy