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to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

and the car doors are locked

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and the car doors are locked

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Should he be driving?

    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      Why not?

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Kid: “Where are you going?”

    Dad: “Crazy.”

    Kid: “Can I come?”

    Dad: “You’re driving me.”

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