ddssazsa@piefed.socialEnglish · 12 days agoSLPT: pretend it's hot coffee media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSLPT: pretend it's hot coffee media.piefed.socialddssazsa@piefed.socialEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online · 2 months agoHotel has extra fees? Well then...discuss.onlineimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageHotel has extra fees? Well then...discuss.onlineVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agoif you have creamy peanut butter but don't like creamy peanutbutter you can just add peanutsmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareif you have creamy peanut butter but don't like creamy peanutbutter you can just add peanutsComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 5 months agoSLPT: got a problem? Set it on fire 🔥message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: got a problem? Set it on fire 🔥FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 6 months agoFeel wanted!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareFeel wanted!plus-squaremycodesucks@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agoSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasslrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 7 months agoIf you're in a fight with your father, mess with him by yelling "yeah well you're not my real father!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you're in a fight with your father, mess with him by yelling "yeah well you're not my real father!"plus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 7 months agoSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 months agoyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squarepsychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 year agoSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agoShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlsnek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 year agoStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldsome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
