

You gotta remember that since the invention of the 401(k), the US economy has been propped up by the life savings of…well, pretty much everybody, at this point. Lots of institutional money, legally required to be invested in certain places, gives a lot of cushion for slashing and burning.
For now.


You know, waking up outside of your circadian rhythm can really fuck with you. So, I propose daylight fairness time. Instead of splitting up timezones by hours, we should split timezones by one (1) minute increments. This allows people to most effectively decide their living location to match their own personal circadian rhythm!