thank you so much!!

what’s that app called??

still a better ending than game of thrones

are you high? this post has 124 upvotes. so…thats 124 people that care that a senator (which isnt local considering they vote on country-wide policy) is dead unexpectedly.

you’re weird.

alternatively, no one cares who you are

i’m sure someone will mistakenly add a journalist to the “trump is dead” group chat and we’ll find out that way.

“However, when Trump has been accused of ‘hijacking’ events around America’s 250th birthday to make them about himself.”

this sentence makes no sense whatsoever