I tried that once with a Dell LaserJet. Managing printer drivers was a nightmare, and every time I plugged it in, the lights flickered. Eventually I got rid of it because the hassle wasn’t worth the effort.

On the one hand, I’m really excited about this because the printer industry is literally the worst. On the other hand, I haven’t printed anything for years, I probably won’t use it much/ever.

But at least you could still afford them in the 90s, and even have the money to electively buy snack sized cans of nuts in the first place.

I’d like to think that Eric Trump lost a lot of money betting on the game.

And still lost

That’s actually a pretty good summary of the plot.

Okay, but let’s be realistic about that. Let’s say it’s worst case scenario and 2 eggs are broken, how does that affect me? Eggs represent like 0.001% of my budget, if half my eggs were cracked, I wouldn’t notice much.