I got all excited til I saw the part about “last month”. I don’t wish death on many, but boy will I be happy once all these geriatrics in my government kick the bucket.

I feel like this happened years ago for me and now it’s just the norm to not spring for any cereal regularly.

Just stalked your profile and was so happy I did! So many cute animals

I don’t get it. You literally have the choice of any dumb-phone out there, why buy a new one?

They’ll just do it illegally and conveniently leave out how they tracked down whoever’s location but it’s a nice sentiment.

That hurt so badly! I literally just threw myself on the floor and started crying. Do you believe me? I say it’s just as convincing as the grown ass men throwing themselves in the ground.

Yeah! Plenty happens! Like a bunch of grown ass men dramatically throwing themselves on the ground pretending to be hurt!