Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoOne trained falcon making 60 attack sorties a day can protect 100,000 solar panels from vengeful crows.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOne trained falcon making 60 attack sorties a day can protect 100,000 solar panels from vengeful crows.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoNever heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageNever heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoOh straight nathan you're so funny and straightlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOh straight nathan you're so funny and straightlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoIf I ever leave a message in blood, it'll be in cursive, thank youlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIf I ever leave a message in blood, it'll be in cursive, thank youlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days ago135⁰c for two hours and seared in the microwavelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1image135⁰c for two hours and seared in the microwavelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoI've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoMy favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodilelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageMy favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodilelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoI don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoI suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whitelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whitelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 14 days ago"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"plus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agoThere's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThere's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agoLike I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoylelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLike I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoylelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days ago"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1image"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 17 days agoA truly righteous man should rail his homeboyslemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageA truly righteous man should rail his homeboyslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 18 days agoHow about you eat my shit and hairlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageHow about you eat my shit and hairlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 19 days agoI'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 20 days agoThis whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThis whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 20 days agoWhy should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWhy should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 22 days agoThey all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grunglerlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThey all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grunglerlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
